Serving With Loss of Control

I would rather serve someone else with loss of control than myself in an argument because loss of control usually brings downfall. So, how do you serve someone with loss of control?

The serving begins as you make the other party realize strongly they can't make you accept their ideas, and especially that you don't get mad or affected whatever they do. It can be called 'zero effect policy'. They curse? You don't get mad or affected. They shout? You don't shout back but you rather laugh at how stupid they look when they shout. You don't pretend to do it, you really have fun over their useless effort and show that to them. Make them see they have no visible effect on the way you think and behave, and let them see how funny it is for you to watch them struggle violently. That will probably bring them to a downhill spiral where they start acting like an out of control monkey which just developed rabies: Something that could have seemed funny in the beginning but just turned out sad. At this point, you let the audience watch the monkey dance and try to bite. (I love animals, by the way, and don't see them as lower than human beings. This is just a description)

So, this is what I do to people who are already violent and unbalanced as they are, and who are attacking me rudely. Serving yourself with loss of control over a dispute? Losing your nerve and attacking without thinking? If you are a clever and quick talker, sometimes this might do wonders but at other times, you might prefer to be on the side which holds the ropes calmly. It's a good strategy to stop quarrels from annoying you greatly: The zero effect policy.